Banana Tree House

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Clare stuck in the hole

2006-07-13T16:59:00.002Z

.........

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haha

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Callum and his big sand dick

2006-07-13T16:58:00.001Z

Care and the cock

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Cat Craggs and Graham

2006-07-13T16:57:00.000Z

Clare Sian Graham and Hughes

2006-07-13T16:56:00.001Z

Becci

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Becci and Katie

2006-07-13T16:53:00.000Z

Becci and Jonny

Lost

2006-01-17T21:07:00.000Z

I know this is about a week late, but still better late than never. For all you Lost fans who watched the final episode and were disappointed, I personally think you shouldn’t have been. Yes I was a bit annoyed that we didn’t really find out many answers but we shouldn’t have expected to find out everything in two hours, what would be the point of that, wed have nothing to look forward to for the spring, namely season 2, I cant wait I think its going to be mint. Especially after I saw an advert for it which came up after the double bill had finished. Well as soon as I get the money together, which will be about 2 weeks I’m going to go out and by the Season 1 box set especially so I can see the last two episodes again.

Well until Season two comes out over here im going to be watching desperate housewives to keep me occupied.

Im going to San Francisco and LA at February half term so im going to have to be careful not to watch any lost as they are on season 2. But it should be really good, we are going to go to Universal studios in LA as well, I’ve been once before and enjoyed it then, but im taller and less scared than I used to be so hopefully I go on more rides.

New Years Eve Party

2006-01-01T18:06:00.001Z

Last night we went to Lucy Fenwicks for a new years eve party, after a few drinks i got the camera out and this is the result, towards the end you can tell we are drunk from the fact that none of the pictures are in focus.

Before we (me and sarah) were drunk (dave was designated driver)

Brogdon and dee

Cat and craggs

Me and Clare

Patrick and me

Me and Brogdon

Jess Me Emily and Danielle

Bruce and Dee

Drunken poses

More drunken poses

Dave and Sarah

Patrick and Jess

hmm camera person was a bit wobly

Clare and Becca

Patrick and Dee

Dave and Me

Lots of people

Bruce and Me

Jess Patrick and Danielle

A bit drunk

Email yourself in 20 years time

2005-11-22T22:08:00.000Z

Forbes has created an email time capsule. You write an email to yourself and then send it. It stores it on a database until the specified length of time is up when it then sends your email back to you this could be in 1, 3 5, 10 or 20 years time.

Caught up with me

2005-11-17T18:30:00.000Z

Well after all i did it did finally catch up with me and know im ill, had to take lemsip to school, I cant miss any more biology lessons because ive missed too many already. I shouldnt have gone in, i had a biology test that i missed on monday and i got 2/15, oh dear.

Catching up

2005-11-16T14:45:00.000Z

Theres so much to talk about im not quite sure where to begin, so here goes
This weekend was absolutely crazy so no wonder im shattered and ill. Friday night i picked up my friend Tom Hastings, i havent seen him in sooo long so it was really good to see him. Well he came back to mine with Dave and Tom L. We mucked about and got chips and pizza from m&m's takeaway before Tom L went home. After that we stayed up watching some dojy program wich was about naked people :S. So then when i finally got to bed i had to get up at 8am (saturday morning) to go to work. It was manik, there was a que out the door for like 2 1/2 hours and i only get 15 mins for lunch so i was making sandwhiches for like 2 1/4 hours non stop. After work i went to the pub and then got ready for Christinas party. We went out for a meal and went out afterwards but town was packed so gave up and came home. Then on Sunday i did a bit of work, but met up with Dave had Sunday dinner at his house, it was lush, his mum is such a good cook!!
Well then me and dave left and went to see Bloodhound Gang It was class, such a good gig
Well monday i had my driving test!!! I PASSED - first time. Im so happy ive been driving round everywhere its class.
Then last nite i went to see Zebrahead but i am now deaf.
So theres my weekend.

Futureheads - The excitement

2005-10-26T16:00:00.000Z

Hehe well i went to see futureheads the otherday on the opening night of the Newcastle carling academy. It was really good i really enjoyed myself. We qued up and because we were in the first 100 people to be let in we got a free tshirt each. We also had our picture taken by a photographer as we went in. Well i was looking at the carling academy website at the photo gallery section and omg we are there. I look like im on drugs but hey, never mind. Also Dave and craggs are in another picture, but only at the very edge.

Gromit Thermo Nose Mug

2005-10-17T17:24:00.002Z

Well i finally found them, lurking in Tesco, and so i bought two, im going to get some more for presents and also incase mine breaks. However in the mean time i have put together a little show of how to make a luvly cuppa Gromit style.

What I've been doing

2005-10-10T20:29:00.000Z

Well what have i been up to?
Apart from trying and failing to change the look of this blog
Ive been to see Wallace and Gromit movie, its class. Theres so many funny bits that young'ens wudnt understand, but still its cool and very funny. As well as there being such a cool short film before it, it had the penguins from madagasgar. i want to go see that film now. I deffinately recomend anyone to see W&G it was so good, made my belly ache from laughing.
Now i want to go get that Gromit mug from pg tips.
Well what else am i going to be up to in the near future? Well the Queen, yes thats right Her Majesty is comming to open the new 6th form building at our school, wow.

Not in the red

2005-09-15T19:08:00.000Z

Finally im not in debt any more, i payed my parents back a while ago. And i have now been able to afford Daves 18th birthday present. So from now on it will be all my own money that i earn.

Grandma's reply

2005-08-29T22:35:00.000Z

The other day after results i had a few mates to stay at mine and celebrate. We were drinking and two got onto my email and emailed everyone on my contacts list the same email. Including... my grandma. Here is the email and the reply.

So far so good

2005-08-14T15:01:00.000Z

I passed my theory test - first time! I was so happy especially because the day before I had just got a car, it's a Ford Fiesta Ghia, 5 Door, 1.4 and its silver(good colour) it's also really tidy inside, it's a really good little car, I might take some pictures of it and post them later.
I have also started saving money, only need £300 more for the car, to pay my parents back.
AS results are on thursday! - Oh dear.

Sort of busy week

2005-08-04T19:12:00.000Z

I havent posted for a while, i have been up to quite a bit this week, i have a driving lesson and ali and julie (and dave) are staying at my house tommorow night which should be good as i havent seen jules in ages. I also have a driving lesson tomorow, dual carriageways - im quite nervous in case i muck it all up.
i have work on saturday, im enjoying it, i have met loads of really nice people, one girl, helen, is into most of the same sort of music as i am.

Here's my to do list now:
Practice theory
Pass theory
Save £600 (£500 towards a car, £100 for GHDs)

what a great time to go on holiday

2005-07-08T17:15:00.000Z

well i as some of you may know my main and probably only holiday this summer was to prague in the czech republic, great 60pence a pint and all that. sounds pretty good to me. the day before we went away i had a headache, but thought nothing of it, just a normal headache, well when i woke up the next morning just before we flew i still had a headache but took some nurofen on the plane over here and thought nothing more as i wasnt in much pain or n e thing like that. we got to prague and drove to prisbram - pronounced pre she bram. it was about 45 minutes drive however i fell asleep because i was really tired. we then had quite a late lunch about 4 o clock and i had a beer i felt slightly il but put it down to probably eating spag bol that wasnt how i was used to it. well i woke up the next morning and i felt awful. i was tlking to my mum and then she sed could it possibly be this urinaray infection that i had had 2 and 1/2 years before, had a kidney operation and then got about 4 months later but then never returned, i talked ot her and we realised i had all the same symptons. so mum rang up my dr in england to check some stuff and lucy - my old opair about 10 years ago, who is czech but teaches english rang the hospital.i then went to the hospital and saw a dr who then told me to wait downstairs to have a ultrasound scan, after al this we went to see him again and he gave me some anti biotics and some painkillers. thank god we had lucy t translate as none of my family speak a word of czech and the dr knew only bout 4 english words.
that was yesterday, i still feel quite sick and am not hungry really at all but i have some drugs in me now.
what a fun holiday so far wouldnt you say?

Fun fun fun in the sun sun sun

2005-06-22T15:23:00.000Z

I love the weather we are having its great, ok it can be a bit hot but you can always cool down with an ice lolly!! This lunchtime I was playing football with a few lads from my year and one from the year above, it was really good, i started as goal keeper and I saved more goals than donald! - the goally for the other team. I then started running round, never actually got the ball but I got soo much exercise, seen as I normally get none, and then I played table tennis, it was really fun, I have actually really enjoyed today.

After all that exercise I went to denes deli for my induction for the job, she showed me what and where everything was kept. There is so much but it should be good, im starting this saturday and working from 9 to 4:30. I even got paid for the hour i did today when she was showing me around. And i got a shop Tshirt its black with the shop logo on the back in orange, we have to wear aprons and hats, but I dont take them home.

What time did you say?1?!

2005-06-17T20:17:00.000Z

Im off to see Sheffield university tommorow for the open day, it starts at 10am however to get there for 9 30 so that i would have time to walk to the university the latest train i could get arrives at sheffield at 8 02 which means the train departs central station at 6am!! so i have to get up at 5 tommorow and when i arrive in Sheffield i have to wait for 2 hours.
At least if the train is delayed i wont have to run, thats one good thing.

Im going in on wednesday to denes deli so they can tell me what everything is and show me how i should do it. So that i can start next saturday, it should be good, ill tell you how it goes soon.

Job Offer!!

2005-06-14T16:09:00.000Z

I got a job offer!! its at denes deli - a sandwhich making shop. i wasnt even expecting them to like look at my cv i just sort of handed it in just to see if anything would happen.
its mint. Now i am going to have to learn how to make sandwhiches.

Four done one to go!!!

2005-06-06T15:30:00.000Z

hehehe im nearly done all my exams, my last one is on thursday - ICT it shouldnt be too bad and im going to start revising for it tommorow. I had biology this morning, im so glad it is over, it was soooo bad, and i mean really very terrible.

Anyway im that little bit closer to getting a car now because i have a work reference and my mum got me a new application form for scalinis restaurant because i messed the last one up. Shes also going to ask shihan tonight if he will give me a character reference, because he is probably better than my form tutor, Mr Swan, who is kinda not with it and would probably forget who i was or somthing silly like that.
So hopefully ill soon have a job and then we can look for a car and get the insurance all sorted out.

Im loving this driving

2005-05-24T11:33:00.000Z

Well I have just had my second lesson, I really enjoyed it, I got into 3rd gear, which was quite fast and I did left hand turns which I have apparently got the hang of. Next week im doing right hand turns and emerging right, basically crossing the traffic! That sounds quite scary so hopefully I won't be nervous by then.

Directions

2005-05-19T15:45:00.000Z

1.Start at Edinburgh Airport.

2.Catch flight from Edinburgh to London Heathrow Airport.

3.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

4.Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

5.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International ParkwaySouth" - follow for 0.2 miles.

6.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles

7.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North AirportExit" - follow for 2.9 miles

8.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for29.2 miles

9.Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles

10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles

11.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for104.0 miles

12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles

13.Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles

14.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for7.8 miles

15.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles

16.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for1.7 miles

17.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles

18.Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"

Now that's the way to f*cking Amarillo!!!!!!!!

SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .!

Same time next week please (if not sooner)

2005-05-17T18:08:00.000Z

Driving along in my little red car...beep, beep beep.
I had my first driving lesson today, it was mint, we went to the roads behind sainsburys in heaton (the old safeways) and i was driving along this road it was mint. i got into second gear :D hopefully ill be doing left hand turns next tuesday. When i pass my theory which i havent started learning for yet ill probably be getting two lessons a week, its going to be mint im so happy.
The teacher has a ford fiesta, its a nice little car i really like it and when i finally get a job and some money ill be able to get a car to share with my mum, that will be class.

Heres my to do list:

Revise for my AS levels
Get a job - tescos or somthing on Acorn road is probably a good idea
Save up some money
Get the theory CD off Dave
Practice theory
Book theory test
Pass theory test

The next Fernando Alonso??

2005-05-09T17:58:00.000Z

Done and dusted

2005-05-08T16:38:00.000Z

Finally ive handed it in, the ICT coursework that i have been doing for 2 hours 20 minutes a week (thats just the lesson times) since October. Mine was so big compared to everyone else though so i think the marker mght get a bit annoyed that it is soooo big, i reckon there were about 200 pages altogether.

I have a new life ambition, here's what i have to get:
A stopwatch
Someone to work the stopwatch
Packet of Jacobs Cream Crackers
Im planning on getting a world record, for eating 3 cream crackers in the fastest time (you're not allowed any water), its currently 49.15 seconds.

and =

9 meals for the price of 10?

2005-05-01T00:01:00.000Z

well im back home from the meal, it was class and i got a mint present from mark and emily- its called drinky crow. the food was dead nice but it was an all you can eat chinese and i kind felt a bit sick after two plates and a bowl of pudsing, we were eating the jelly with chop sticks, its really hard when its all slippery. After the meal we got the bill but they had charged us for 10 meals even though there were only 9 of us, when we told them what had happened they corrected it so all was good. tom and dave are staying at mine tonight which is good. i also went to the green fest but right at the end, so i will go tommorow during the day, it should be good and hopefully im making my cake tommorow, for monday.

That time of year again

2005-04-29T17:40:00.000Z

3 days 2 go, its on bank holiday monday so i get the day off schol, excellent. I cant believe im going to be 17, god im nearly 18, thats a scary thought. Im getting driving lessons for my birthday its guna be class. Im also having a meal out tommorow to an all you can eat chinese, on stowel street it should be mint coz a few people are coming back afterwards. tommorow day im going to go shopping it should be mint coz im going to get some new clothes, hopefully that i can waer for my meal, and possibly new shoes.

Hmmmmm

2005-04-28T17:54:00.000Z

i have exams soon and i dont know what to do also we are being told at school that we should be choosing what courses and what universities we want to go to, next week we are even writing our personal statements, even though i still have a year of school left before i go to uni.
Oh well i have quite a lot of work,i have given up on writing english essays and i have ALL my ICT coursework (like the whole project) that i have been doing since the beggining of this year due in next friday (i am going to use so much paper and ink its stupid, so im printing it all off at school) im nearly done but it would be even better if i had this weekend to do it. Thing is i dont want to do it this weekend because its my birthday on monday (which is a bank holiday :D), im going to be 17 finally, ill be able to drive!! But im doing birthday stuff and i know i wont be in the mood for work.
Hopefully ill be having a nice meal out to a chineese and either before or after that go to see a film and then possibly have a few friends back.
Its also the green festival this weekend on Leezas park (next to newcastle football stadium) so ill be going there on sunday.

School again

2005-04-14T15:08:00.000Z

Holidays are over and its back to school :( german schools only have half days, how unfair is that!! the worst thing is i have exams in just over 5 weeks and we havent finished half my courses.
i also have quite abit of IT coursework left to do and that is due in on the 5th of May, 3 days after my birthday, so really i need to have it finished before the bank holiday weekend.

Succesful shopping trip

2005-03-21T19:40:00.000Z

Well i went shopping today, first time in agess i mean like months coz i normally cant be arsed with it, its too much hassel trying everything on, well i was bored and in town on my way home and decided to go looking for a top, i went into a few shops and finally found a few to try on, well they didnt look very good with my school skirt so i grabbed a pair of jeans off the rack just to use as a sort of model so i could see what they would really look like. well the jeans were a perfect fit so i had to get them and i was trying on a few tops when i descovered the size 10 fitted me better than a 12 :D:D:D this was excellent news, it actually means i have lost weight and it shows coz i dropped a top size, i also fit well, in to size 12 jeans, this is an achievement!!! and im really happy about it. I ended up buying the jeans, and three tops but im going to return one of the tops when i have finnaly decided which one. I have also decided that im going to get my hair cut this friday or saturday.
im extreeeeeeeemmely happy.

The strangest night.....

2005-03-16T18:42:00.000Z

Well last night i was doing my homework last minute as usual, quite late at nite. After finally finishing my essay i decided to call it a nite, this was at like midnight so i took the spare mattress off my bed, and put it on the floor coz it was in the way, got ready for bed, brushed my teeth, and turned my lights out, i got into bed and fell asleep.
Well what's strange about that?
I woke up this morning at 10 to 7 as normal to find my alarm was in a different place, but i did not think much to this as i was still shattered and my eyes were closed. I finally managed to open them so i cud put the sleep on my alarm for another 5 minutes in bed, 'Arhhh!!!' was the throt going through my mind, i didnt have aclue where i was!!! after i did a double take at the wall in front of me i suddenly realised i was in my room, thank god. But.... i wasnt in my bed, i was on the spare mattress lying on it properly with my duvet covering me, it was just like id gone to sleep in that bed. Imagine it you go to sleep in your own normal bed and you wake up in a different bed, scary stuff.
The only explanation i can think of is that i was having a dream about moving house i think and at some point i must have got out of my bed and onto the mattress with my duvet, thinking i was moving house or somthing like that.
Once i had got up and got dressed i inspected it to find that it was pulled out from the wall.
i wonder what on earth happened, n e one got n e ideas.
I swear this is true, and i wud luv to know what happened, on second thorts it was quite cool nd wud be funny to wake up in a different bed agen.

Trip Pictures

2005-03-07T21:46:00.000Z

I went on a geography field trip today and after we had done our work and got back to school i took a few pictures of people: dave, me and calvin, jonty, becci, sarah and calvin with face paint on.
Dave:

me and calvin:

Jonty:

Becci:

Sarah:

Calvin with facepaint:

Today, much better

2005-03-03T17:54:00.000Z

Today was so much better than yesterday. i woke up and it had snowed even more and it was light and sunny so it looked so pretty, then i had IT first where i got lots of work done. I gave people my flapjacks and they sed they were nice i just need to make them a bit sweeter, so i will do that for tommorow. The only bad thing is i still have lots of IT to do for tommorow so i think i better get on and do it.

Today = crap day

2005-03-02T23:26:00.000Z

Well today was a pretty crap day, i have to admit it was all my fault as well. I need to learn to think before i open my mouth, because i always end up offending people, when i dont mean to. Hopefully tommorow will be better, and i have some flapjack for tommorow as well. I also have alot of IT to do for friday so i hope i will be able to get it done.

Bum?!?!?

2005-02-27T16:35:00.000Z

Rock Porn...

Random Picture

2005-02-27T15:14:00.000Z

this is a picture my best mate drew wen he was half ded, he wasnt actually half dead as in dying he just cant remember drawing it, it was very funny and i hope u like it

The adventures of Red Squrrel and Brown Monkey - Part 1

2005-02-19T02:36:00.000Z

Once upon a time on choo choo Friday (that’s the 17th February 2005 to you) a group of friends met to go to a service, this was a compulsory event in their institution. The things in this group of friends were in 4 pairs.
Bungle aka Red Squirrel and Katie aka Brown Monkey
Becci aka Black Shoe and Graham aka Green Goblin
Dave aka Pink Donut and Sarah aka Purple Snot
Richard aka Grey Skunk and Phil aka Yellow Knickers
Now these 8 things all started out in the same place, the service but by the end battles had taken place.
After the institution had released them from this terrible service, purple snot fled from the hall in terror. You may be asking "who is this purple snot?" but to be honest I couldn’t tell you because i don’t even know my self because she was never seen again as much as we looked for her she just disappeared (well actually we didn’t even bother looking for her, oh well). On with the story. The rest of this group of things (red squirrel, brown monkey, black shoe, pink donut and grey skunk) went off on their first mission, to scale a mountain in search of twangy things. After scaling up and down this mountain they decided it was too dangerous to continue and so found a dark cave to hide in, where they rested and played a game with branches, and stone pebbles in walls in the cave. After resting and deciding it was safe they saw smoke signals from yellow knickers and green goblin, deciding this was their best plan of action, they found them and started their second mission a hunt for food. Finding food they took another rest before splitting again, pink donut was captured and could not continue on this journey.
You may be asking yourself "I thought this was the adventures of red squirrel and brown monkey" well it is, we just haven’t reached the war yet.
After depleting in numbers they hid in a dark cavern for what felt like a year and day. Fearing they could be found they had to move across the land(unfortunately they lost yellow knickers in the process) which was reaching the autumn of the day, it was growing dark but they found the entrance to a network of tunnels, this contained all they needed to survive for a while, warmth.
After wandering the tunnels for an age they reached an exit point whereupon grey skunk, and green goblin left to go there separate ways. Scared of missing her flight into a different world, black shoe ran away. She returned a little while later to find red squirrel and brown monkey in the same place deciding what to do. She had to flee again. At this point red squirrel and brown monkey followed her quite indiscreetly. Finding that she saw them once or twice they changed their route and then ducked into a tunnel, running through this tunnel until turning a corner they crashed into green goblin that joined in their chase, until he joined the dark side with black shoe. This is how their team joined up. Since green goblin knew what was happening red squirrel and brown monkey had to swap identities to look like the other brown squirrels and red monkeys.
“Red monkeys?” I hear you ask, yes there are red monkeys they live up north, further than the North Pole. Because after the North Pole everything starts to get warm again, because gravity has been reversed.
Well this worked and so they sneaked up on green goblin and black shoe, who were being quite friendly toward each other so brown squirrel kidnapped green goblin and bashed him over the head with huge mallet which happened to be lying on the ground, green goblin fainted. And the chase after black shoe continued, into Centralia steeton where hiding behind huge rocks she looked for her escape route. She ran over the bridge across the chasm and eventually found her path. Red monkey and brown squirrel swapped identities back again so that they could meet up with her to make amends, before she left this land forever on a train. Becoming friends again meant that when it finally came, red squirrel and brown monkey could say choo choo to black shoe.
The End.

Red Squirrel:

Bored

2005-02-18T02:45:00.000Z

Im quite bored and not sure what to do, if any one has any ideas they should really tell me. i know its half term so i do have work but that is boring and i still have until monday to do it. If any one knows any interesting places to visit in Newcastle-upon-Tyne id love to know so could you please send your comments. katie.

in the begining...

2005-02-18T02:18:00.000Z

There was me, and im not sure how to work this whole blog thing as my mate set it up for me and i wasnt paying much attention, im not even quite sure what a blog is. Any way if it comes out funny you'll know why. lets see if this works.